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Always be a first-rate version of yourself,
instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.
- Judy Garland
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
The cave you fear to enter holds the treasure you seek.
- Joseph Campbell
To go against the dominant thinking of your friends,
of most of the people you see every day,
is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.
- Theodore H. White
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Happiness depends upon ourselves.
- Aristotle
Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
- William James
This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
No one knows what he can do until he tries.
- Publilius Syrus
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt
I slept and dreamt that life was joy.
I awoke and saw that life was service.
I acted and behold, service was joy.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
- Confucius
There are no facts, only interpretations.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
As we light a path for others, we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming train.
- Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain
If everything seems to be going well,
you have obviously overlooked something.
- Anonymous
Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
- Benjamin Franklin
I love my attitude problem.
- Anonymous
Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
- Benjamin Franklin
Some days you're the dog, and some days you're the hydrant.
- Anonymous
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
- John Lennon
The road to success is always under construction.
-
Lily Tomlin
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
- Anonymous
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
-
Lily Tomlin
When everything comes your way you're in the wrong lane.
- Anonymous
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
- H. L. Mencken
Life is uncertain; always eat dessert first.
- Anonymous
Life is a constant oscillation between the sharp horns of dilemmas.
- H. L. Mencken
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
- Anonymous
People who think they know everything
are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
- Isaac Asimov
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
- Tom Lehrer
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.
- Anonymous (sometimes attributed to Franklin D. Roosevelt, Eleanor Roosevelt, or Thomas Jefferson)
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
- H. L. Mencken
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
- Anonymous
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
- H. L. Mencken
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Anonymous
Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
-
Confucius
Life is not about waiting for the storms to pass...
It's about learning how to dance in the rain.
- Vivian Greene
Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
-
Helen Keller
Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood.
-
Marie Curie
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
-
Helen Keller
Life is a song - sing it.
Life is a game - play it.
Life is a challenge - meet it.
Life is a dream - realize it.
Life is a sacrifice - offer it.
Life is love - enjoy it.
-
Sai Baba
Life is an exciting business, and most exciting when it is lived for others.
-
Helen Keller
Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
-
John Lennon
Life is a long lesson in humility.
-
James M. Barrie
Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever you ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
-
Joseph Campbell
Play with life, laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons are writ small in the margin.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
- Mark Twain
Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the quiet voice
at the end of the day saying,
"I will try again tomorrow."
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.
-
Anais Nin
Courage is doing what you're afraid to do.
There can be no courage unless you're scared.
- Eddie Rickenbacker
Loving is the most unmitigated and courageous act I perform in a day.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Do or do not, there is no try.
- Yoda (Star Wars movie)
Winners never quit and quitters never win!
- Vince Lombardi
Courage is the power to let go of the familiar.
- Raymond Lindquist
You must do the things you think you cannot do.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, it is conformity.
- Rollo May
With courage you will dare to take risks,
have the strength to be compassionate,
and the wisdom to be humble.
Courage is the foundation of integrity.
- Keshavan Nair
Courage is not always about action,
and it doesn't always involve danger,
but courage is always doing what is right.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
It is curious - curious that physical courage should be so common in the world,
and moral courage so rare.
- Mark Twain
Affirmation: I Act with Bold Courage -
Taking inspiration from the Powerful vision of my future,
I boldly set sail with courage and intent.
I hold my course with focused attention and relentless commitment,
as I weather the storms of life.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are Powerful beyond measure.
It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.
- Marianne Williamson
Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile,
but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy.
- Thich Nhat Hanh
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
As we light a path for others, we naturally light our own way.
- Mary Anne Radmacher
Love does not claim possession, but gives freedom.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Hate is never conquered by hate,
Hate is only conquered by love.
- The Buddha
The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
- Dalai Lama
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
If we have no peace,
it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.
- Mother Teresa
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
- Paul Boese
We are most like God when we forgive.
- Anonymous
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
- Marlene Dietrich
The path to happiness is forgiveness of everyone
and gratitude for everything.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Powerful Dreams Inspire Powerful Action.
When you can taste, smell, and touch your dreams,
you can enroll the world.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
An invasion of armies can be resisted,
but not an idea whose time has come.
- Victor Hugo
A genuine leader is not a searcher for consensus
but a molder of consensus.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
- Thomas Paine
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
God grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change;
Courage to change the things I can;
And wisdom to know the difference.
- Reinhold Niebuhr
If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
- Meister Eckhart
There are only two ways to live your life.
One is as though nothing is a miracle.
The other is as though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein
Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace.
- St Francis of Assisi
Let us not pray to be sheltered from dangers
but to be fearless when facing them.
- Rabindranath Tagore
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